Real Noise (Vol. 989)

Whitehouse? Flatline.

Purient? A quietly cooing infant.

Discovery Kids' Hi-5? Unrelenting din, bleaker than Buchenwald. Investigate at your peril...



(Hi-5 is to Stockhausen's Momente what Welles' Citizen Kane was to Edison's Buffalo Stockyards: a monumental leap, uh...)

Digging through the grue so you don't have to,

TS

P.S. - the skinny doofus rear centre is a dead-on lookalike for the ('76) Joe Strummer, no?

Comments

Spaulding said…
My supersleuth skills and license to kill tell me Tom Smith has forgotten to send the swag he would back in early December. For shame! (And don't give me any of that "What?! I've been BUSY!" crap!)

TTYL, Spauldo Von Bawldo
ommyth said…
Dear Superargo/Diabolik/Derek Flint,

You are correct - I have failed you. From December through January, I have had no obligations. I sat here, immobile, merely to spite you.

But fear not! I shall send the Kelly Clarkson rarity Breakaway and the out-of-print fullscreen DVD edition of Robots to your door NOW.

I slipped and fell on my sword, 007 - sincere apologies.

Best,

Mr. Memory
Spaulding said…
VICTORY!
ommyth said…
Andrew, murder might be your sole resort...

Best,

TS

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