Purient? A quietly cooing infant.
Discovery Kids' Hi-5? Unrelenting din, bleaker than Buchenwald. Investigate at your peril...
(Hi-5 is to Stockhausen's Momente what Welles' Citizen Kane was to Edison's Buffalo Stockyards: a monumental leap, uh...)
Digging through the grue so you don't have to,
P.S. - the skinny doofus rear centre is a dead-on lookalike for the ('76) Joe Strummer, no?