Friday, January 20, 2006

Real Noise (Vol. 989)

Whitehouse? Flatline.

Purient? A quietly cooing infant.

Discovery Kids' Hi-5? Unrelenting din, bleaker than Buchenwald. Investigate at your peril...



(Hi-5 is to Stockhausen's Momente what Welles' Citizen Kane was to Edison's Buffalo Stockyards: a monumental leap, uh...)

Digging through the grue so you don't have to,

TS

P.S. - the skinny doofus rear centre is a dead-on lookalike for the ('76) Joe Strummer, no?