Broke continuity to upload this oddment, but as I only ran across the unedited archive late Wednesday it seemed an opportune felony to commit. Can't say that I enjoyed listening to it again (?) after a twelve-year respite, or even partially understand what the fuck possessed us to create such perversely mimetic culs-de-sac, but we did, and we performed it live (to what appears to have been an utterly empty house), and here you are...
Ben Wolcott must have had a prior engagement, but Bill Orcutt was on hand, as was a forlorn Churchill's employee - you can hear the whine of a vacuum cleaner in the background as we dismantle our (far more) wretched machines...
To Live and Shave in L.A. - Live Vedder Vedder Bedwetter Rehearsal, Churchill's Hideaway, Miami, Tuesday, January 31, 1995
01 5 Seconds Off Your Ass
02 Bucks, Rears and Throws the Rider
03 Shits Upon the Debris and Burns
04 In Such Wise She Cannot Stir
05 Nigh to the HM Threshold
06 The Sink Mentioned in the Scriptures
07 And Hammer, the Crown of Thorns
08 Blind Hole Without a Piss-Eye
Recorded straight to DAT by Rat on January 31, 1995; unmixed master edited by TS on February 21, 2007.
Rat Bastard - bass
Bill Orcutt - guitar
Tom Smith - voice and tape
(59.2 MB, ripped at 320 kbps, compressed to RAR.)
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God help us all,