TLASILA - The Twelve Feasts of Praamzius, Pt. 2: Alan Jackson's Honky Tonk Christmas vs. Toby Keith's Classic Christmas
"On the second feast of Praamzius / my Svarog gave to me / two athamés / and a bar of homemade saffron soap left on the display case adjacent to the orange-cranberry scones at the Starbucks just off I-10 and Garth near mile marker 793..."
(Second course, 4.19 MB, ripped @ 320.)
Clean Plate Club members queue after the jump,