TLASILA - The Twelve Feasts of Praamzius, Pt. 11: Collin Raye's Christmas: The Gift vs. Jim Reeves' Christmas Songbook
"On the eleventh feast of Praamzius / my Svarog gave to me / eleven Briatharogam kennings keeling / ten Zoroastrians a zithering / nine Gnostic Luciferians deriding / eight gealdorcraeftigan sniffling / seven Celtic polytheists bearding / six megaliths crumbling / five texts by Iolo Morganwg! / four herding omens / three Rosicrucians / two athamés / and a bar of homemade saffron soap left on the display case adjacent to the orange-cranberry scones at the Starbucks just off I-10 and Garth near mile marker 793..."
(Eleventh course, 3.69 MB, ripped @ 320.)
"Seized with such a fit of coughing..."